Saturday, December 16, 2006

The Great Birthday Fun Scavenger Hunt of 2006


Jen and her co-worker Elke planned an amazing birthday party for me and Elke's husband Oscar and I have the photo documentation to prove it.

We were told to arrive at the Drafthouse Pub with cameras in tow. I arrived in full bacon regalia. We were then given a list of destinations & tasks to complete. Each team could complete the tasks in any order and were racing to be the first to return back to the pub.

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Here's the rundown of what we had to do:


Welcome to the Great Birthday Fun Scavenger Hunt of ’06! Surely, this night will go down in the annals of history as one of the greatest birthday events of all time. Or not. In any case, we’re all gathered here to celebrate the birth of Messrs. L. Oscar Gonzalez and David C. Cox.

In honor of these two gents and their refined tastes, we’re sending you on a cultural tour of some of Austin’s finest purveyors of fermented yeast. All hail the dive bar! Go forth and sample all they have to offer. Talk to that regular with the one front tooth. Appreciate the fine oak paneling, rickety chairs and graffiti-emblazoned bathroom walls. Soak up the atmosphere until you have ten-year-old fry grease oozing from your pores. Most of all, be sure to lap up your share (within safe limits) of that elixir we all know and love: beer. Golden happiness. Liquid love.

Below please find an outline of your mission. You needn’t visit these spots in the prescribed order, but they are grouped geographically to save you time and gas money. Remember, time is of the essence. The first team back at the DH with all requested items will be crowned the winners and receive all rights and privileges afforded such status for the remainder of the evening. Good luck, be safe and have fun!

1) Mean Eyed Cat (1621 W 5th St)
Bring back: a Frito Pie (either the entire thing, or the remnants of such).

2) Deep Eddy Cabaret (2315 Lake Austin Blvd)
Order up a round of Lone Star longnecks for the team. Bring back: the bottle caps from the beer. Bonus points if you can figure out all the riddles from the caps.



3) Hole in the Wall (2538 Guadalupe St)
Bring back: a picture of the “hole in the wall” located in the men’s bathroom.



4) Texas Showdown (2610 Guadalupe St)
Bring back: a picture of someone getting weighed on the scale.

5) Nasty’s (606 Maiden Ln. One block South of 38th Street, behind Amy’s Ice Cream on Guadalupe)
Bring back: a picture of someone writing graffiti on the bathroom wall.

6) Barfly’s (5420 Airport Ste. B)
On the jukebox, play selection O1211 in honor of Oscar’s birthday. Bring back: the name of the song you played, written on a book of matches.

7) Carousel Lounge (1110 E 52nd St)
If you can, take a picture of Canadian Stella – the 70-something regular in a miniskirt who likes to shake it on the dance floor. If Stella is not there, bring back a picture of the scariest clown you can find.

9) Buddy’s Place (8619 Burnet Rd – Corner of Burnet and Rockwood Ln., a few blocks south of 183)
Split up the team and play a game of shuffleboard. Bring back: a picture of the team playing the game and a pinch of sand from the board.

10) Lala’s Little Nugget (2207 Justin Ln.)
Punch in D1215 on the jukebox in honor of Dave’s birthday. Take a picture of the elves above the bar. Bring back: on a book of matches, write down the name of the song you played.

11) Poodle Dog Lounge (6507 Burnet Rd)
Again, split up the team and play a game of pool. Bring back: A picture of the team playing the game.



12) Ginny’s Little Longhorn (5434 Burnet Road)
Bring back: A picture of the chicken cage out back. Bonus points if you can score a feather.

13) Finally, see the Christmas lights on 37th Street. (Just east of Guadalupe)
Take a group shot of your team enjoying the holiday splendor.

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Sunday, October 22, 2006

Kansas City

Jen and I got the chance to take a vacation to her old digs in Kansas City this month. For the first few nights, we stayed with our friends Katee and Mark as well as their kids Amanda "Demanda" and Andy "The Hellion". We had a great time with lots of amazing Lebanese food.



We spent the latter portion of the trip with our friends Anne and Warren. Anne and Jen used to work togoether at the now-defunct Daniels Publishing. Warren is an incredibly talented knifemaker and chef. Take a few minutes and check out his site. After treating us to the previously-unknown-to-me breakfast delight of Candied Bacon, Anne and Warren took us to check out the Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art where I proceeded to nearly pass out from the sugar rush of breakfast.

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Ridiculous

Saturday, March 04, 2006

McQueeney Rifle Association

For my bachelor party, I explained to my friends that I didn't want to go crazy at the bars, I didn't want strippers, but would prefer to spend a fun weekend with my buddies. To that end, about 7 of us spent the weekend on Lake McQueeney shooting guns, playing poker, drinking cold beer, eating lots of beef and generally having a great time. I'm especially happy that my buddy Joe was able to make it down from the Carolinas for this weekend.

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As always, Crazy Brian will be Crazy Brian....

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Thursday, December 15, 2005

Dave's 30th or The Night My Toyota Grew Testicles

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Apparently these can be purchased in a variety of sizes (even chrome plated if you want) and are most popular with the large-pickup truck and 18-wheeler set. However, I must say they look most remarkable when attached to a 2400-lb imported sedan. I was later queried by one of the professors at work as to whether my car did indeed have a large set of testicles attached to it. I told him point blank, yes, and that I blamed the server administrator.

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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Animation